February 2012
When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
idoscienceintheshower: What they think I mean: What I actually mean:
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Behold My Prussian!: jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome:... →
jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome: jayrawrrx: jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome: jayrawrrx: Kitty! We should go to the Whistle Stop Cafe sometime. They have 100 types of poutine and it is DELICIOUS there! YES PLEASE. CAUSE I’M HUNGRY AS ALL HELL NOW. MY DASH GOT AMBUSHED BY IT WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER Dude, you know when I… YUSHHH! So we gotta go on Monday! It’ll be epic! I hope we’ll have...
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Behold My Prussian!: jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome:... →
jayrawrrx: jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome: jayrawrrx: Kitty! We should go to the Whistle Stop Cafe sometime. They have 100 types of poutine and it is DELICIOUS there! YES PLEASE. CAUSE I’M HUNGRY AS ALL HELL NOW. MY DASH GOT AMBUSHED BY IT WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER Dude, you know when I… YUSHHH! So we gotta go on Monday! It’ll be epic! I hope we’ll have enough time  Kay! But please...
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
wabbitwanderer95: ignorethyneighbour: teenage-reality: dreaminginapragmaticway: theinsultingdetective: criminallyobsessed: hotel-denouement: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE.   THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with...
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jayrawrrx: genes-of-awesome: jayrawrrx: Kitty! We should go to the Whistle Stop Cafe sometime. They have 100 types of poutine and it is DELICIOUS there!  YES PLEASE. CAUSE I’M HUNGRY AS ALL HELL NOW. MY DASH GOT AMBUSHED BY IT WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER Dude, you know when I turn 16 and get a car I actually will show up at your house so we can go for a poutine run XD But seriously, if...
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everyonesahero: people who take shipping seriously make me really uncomfortable
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all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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jayrawrrx: Kitty! We should go to the Whistle Stop Cafe sometime. They have 100 types of poutine and it is DELICIOUS there!  YES PLEASE. CAUSE I’M HUNGRY AS ALL HELL NOW. MY DASH GOT AMBUSHED BY IT WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER
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A little tip of advice for Homestuck troll...
elasticitymudflap: Hey guys, Mudflap here, I have a little bit of advice here for any of you wanting to cosplay as a Homestuck troll, more specifically, regarding the horns. It has come to my attention that a lot of people (myself included) have made this mistake, or are in danger of making it. So please read this if you are planning on making your horns out of clay for your costume. Read...
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Me: I've just seen Benedict Cumberbatch's bum and I now understand why people like butts. That thing is mesmerizing. It's like a great white circular chariot, responsible for carrying the most perfect upper body in existence, and held aloof by two beautifully crafted stilts.
Friend: That's...poetic. Actually, I feel a bit embarrassed for him just by reading that.
Me: His bum is like two cream pies mushed together on top of thin cream pillars, covered by perfectly whipped mounds of cream, and garnished by curlie-qs of chocolate.
Friend: Okay. That's enough. I get the picture.
Me: His bottom is the moon, his body is made from the constellations of stars, and his hair is the dark black of space. He stretches on, vast in his beauty, ageless, endless, and infinite.
Friend: Stop. Please stop.
Me: His buttocks is like-
Friend: Oh. I’ve just looked him up. That is a rather nice ass, yes.
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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500+ Followers Comic:: How Daddy and Gam met.
herroyalabattoir: punksm0ker: ((//squees out of existence))
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its-not-delivery-its-homestuck: so i was looking for a friend to add and then i found this page is it me or does that guy SORT OF look like grand highblood or something  OH MY GOD. ANDYYYYYYYYYY
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