March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego barefoot
himapapaftw:
whoa dude that’s going way too far
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mishacollinsthighs:
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
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im-better-than-alfred:
shescoveredinyourblood:
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((wat))
asdfghjkl skye holy balls
taylorphantom:
gingerduckling:
OH SHIT DAMN FUCK THE SIXTH ONE DDD8
himapapaftw:
manosukestoned420:
nizmau5:
matt how does it feel to be tumbrl fame
sad piano (this wlil make you cry)
hang in there satan
dave and eridan sittin' in a tree
geromytime:
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haruchiha:
AUTOMATIC FLUSHING TOILETS ARE SATAN’S CREATION I HATE THEM THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO SCARE ME
February 2012
homestuckfandom:
jadderpillar:
i bet they wont have
they have it
canned bread
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
geromytime:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
oh balls.
